donkey ? Shrek ?

my sister started with commenting on my display picture



Thasha says:
the picture looks like you lah

Thasha says:
he's so you...

Tharan says:
haha

Tharan says:
why

Tharan says:
you watchhed shrek

Thasha says:
yea... reallly

Thasha says:
oh course i did

Thasha says:
all 3

Tharan says:
owh.

Tharan says:
haha

Tharan says:
and your remind me of princess fiona..

Thasha says:
yup

Thasha says:
yes it's ok i don't mind

Thasha says:
beauty lies within

Tharan says:
so when you gonna find shrek.?

Thasha says:
don't know

Thasha says:
i don't find shrek

Thasha says:
shrek finds me

Tharan says:
yeah...

Tharan says:
he gonna come .......

Tharan says:
whisk you off your feet..

Tharan says:
owh wait..he need a crane for that..

Thasha says:
haha

Thasha says:
i know my shrek will love me for who i am

P/S : If my sister were to act as Princess Fiona, the movie probably would be in Wide Screen Format. Go Figure..

time of the sem again..

Yeah...i know...this is the time of the sem again. The dreaded Exam week. Thinking back, i remember i wrote a famous post on this a few years back.

http://tharan.blogspot.com/2006/09/study-week.html

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Everyone.....

p/s I drew that when i was 7 .......

Because i am

Dear all

I am a Malaysian.

I have friends of all races.
I do not care what they say about race and who is leading who.
Without anyone of us, there won't be any of us.
I believe you share the same sentiment too.
I care about every race in Malaysia.
Cause I am not racist.
I know you are not too.

taken and eddited from http://blog.jasonaw.com/

back once again

Lonnnngggg Before your time, in a time where your grandfather tried acting Macho but ended up looking like a Macha,


lived 2 char siew Pau's. They lived inside a dim sum shop. They were happy together but they were lonely....nobody wanted them. Actually Nobody wanted to buy and eat them

Everyone who came all went and

bought the Main Dishes. Nobody bothered to look at this Side Dishes, so they were sad.

One day......because they were getting old, The Dim Sum Uncle took them and threw them away.

Like humans...they ended up in 'somewhere up there' .

As soon as they reached 'up there ', they met up with The King Of Food. The King Of Food took a look at them and touched both of them and quickly said

" Kuantan Char Siew Pau better. How can people be eating rubbish like this. "

As a result they were sent to


After being there for many years, The ' devils over could not take it anymore. One of the Char Siew Pau's kept sleeping while the other just kept flirting with all the others. One day, the devils could not take it anymore. This is because one of the Char Siew Pau's flirted with a hot chick by the name of Maggi Wan Tan Mee. As a result, they were banished and sent back to earth


as 2 side dishes again.

GG

Wind beneath my wings

I wonder the wind beneath my wings would be smelly...anyway its a nice song btw

bette midler- "Wind Beneath My Wings"

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.

some ol ass videos

any of you peeps remember this video, of me being a Sports reporter during one of Fabians's football matches last time

tony F.

Believe the unbelievable
Dare to dream
Never take no for an answer

Tony F.

Quotes

Then


William Shakespeare ( 1564- 1616 )

" To Be or Not To Be "


Now


Bobo Shakes His Spear ( 1986 - Present )

" To Sleep or Not to Sleep "


GG

When a side dish meets another side dish

They were each looking for a side dish....i guess they found each other....
GG

My 2 friends

When i think of my 2 friends..




The picture painted in my mind reminds me of this



Even when one friend of mine is sleeping


It reminds me of this


I always wonder when one friend of mine is sleeping....what is the other friend of mine doing ?????



lets just hope, he is playing Choo Choo Train.

GG

our fav Bolehland

Get Vietnamese workers, dogs missing.

Get Bangladeshi workers, Malay girls missing.

Get Indonesian workers, money missing.

Get Indian workers, jewellery missing.

Get Chinese workers, husbands missing.

Call the police, the evidence goes missing.

Call the lawyers, the judge go missing.

Call the ministry of transport, the reports o missing.

Change the government, funds go missing.

Say something and you may be missing!!!

Welcome to Malaysia People...

it could have been the end

you know...i have never written any emotional post before....but for just this once...JUST THIS once.

did you guys know...i nearly died half an hour ago. I was with my friend, and he was taking me on a spin on his bike.

and we werent speeding, but we wanted to make a U- turn. And yeah....we didnt know. There was this car. Speeding like a bullet....it just MISSED US...it was like so damn close....so close

and i wondered, if it hit us, i wondered if we would have survived.

after the incident, we were rather shaken up. and yeah..i was thinking if we were hit, i had a lot of unfinished business to settle. a lot of things had to be done,

it would have been my last BKT for dinner,
My last Chicken rice for Lunch in SK,
The last FEG outing on sat night,
The last time i went to sunway on Friday,

a lot of things... alot of things

My family, my friends,

i didnt tell them how much i love them

life is short...

mine could have ended shorter..

but it didnt

appreciate .

i just wonder

I wonder what was Ping Ting telling........


That made



Robot slap his forehead



Valerie hide under the Table Napkin



Kang Kang Laugh



And Aaron touch his chest

I just wonder ......

Attention........

Attention peeps out there....especially girls, or guys who wanna look like girls,

Do you want to look cool with the latest fashion.

if the answer is yes, then please make your way to the coolest fashion site in town...THE FASHION ROBOTS .

Cheers...and yeah. dont be an ordinary robot..be a Fashion Robot.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter...hmm. I guess that its a very familiar name to you all. To begin with, it was my nickname way back in Form 4 when i was a prefect. All those Rascals who gave problems to the school nicknamed me Harry Potter. I always wondered why ? until my friend told me that when i started wearing glasses i looked like Harry Potter.

In fact, during OC 2007 play, i was Harry Potter. Damn. it brought back memories of the old days when this guy who sees me used to call me... HEY LOOK..its Harry POTTER.

and no..i didnt write his name under the BP010 ( Tidak Menghormati Pengawas )

Well anyway..if i was Harry Potter. This would be some of the things i would have done.

I would turn this

Bobo Chan

Into This





I would Turn This

Steve Lim

Into This




I would turn this

Richard T. F.

Into This




I would turn this

Taufik

Into This



GG

Something to ponder

I was once at this leadership camp a few years back, and one of the instructors told us this story after a module that we have done. It brought tears to everyone eyes ..honestly

A few years ago at the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100-yard dash. At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win.

All, that is, except one boy who stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a couple of times and began to cry. The other eight heard the boy cry. They slowed down and looked back. They all turned around and went back. Every one of them.

One girl with Down's Syndrome bent down and kissed him and said, "This will make it better."

All nine linked arms and walked across the finish line together.

Everyone in the stadium stood, and the cheering went on for several minutes. People who were there are still telling the story.

What matters in life is more than winning for ourselves. What really matters is helping others as well even though we need to slow down on our pace or probably lose something in return and maybe even change our directions in life. But end of the day, You still WIN.

A Letter to my Friend ( Part One )

Dear Steve,

How are you ? How have you been keeping. Dont drink so much, it is bad for you Health. I know you are a true blooded indian that was made in China to cut cost, but try not to drink so much k. Anyhow, did you do your Numerical ANALysis tutorial. I am sure you did, for you always had an ANALytical mind among all of us.

Speaking of which, how is your Sugar Pie, BOBO ? Are you guys having a nice time playing backdoors, I am sure you are, for BOBO always thought that you were his MAIN DISH. You always tell me that Love is Blind. I truly agree after seeing both of you together.


I remember the day you told me this quote ;

" Loving a guy is like loving the sport u admire the most, it is hard work, takes allot of your time, but it is worth getting hot, sweaty n upset about

Though i didnt understand what it meant and it does not apply to me, i will keep it in mind and tell every girl that i see. Thank you.

I could never forget the day that BOBO had his first pair of " Pau's " . You were so excited, you shedded tears of joy. I know...you were grateful it was something , i am sure you expected some " Tai Pau " but you were still very proud of that moment right. You told me, we must be grateful with what god gave us. And yes, i believe in that too.


But My friend Steve, there is a lot more i have to say. A lot more. I will continue in my next letter to you. Till then, play safe.

Yours sincerely,
Tharan

Doing the karen Cheng

Have you ever heard of the Karen Cheng Pose ?

Its about a blogger by the name of Karen Cheng who whip out her digital camera, snap a photo of herself in the mirror, and then upload it onto her blog. And she only does it when she wears something nice.



Well.....since i am so gatal and my hands are a bit itchy....so

Lets do the Karen Cheng Pose





GG

Btw you guys can read about Karen Cheng's life here

Main Dishes

BOBO's Main Dishes.

Dish One


Name : Duckie Lim
Age : 20
Ratings : 4 out of 5


Dish 2


Name : Chicky Chin Kai Fan
Age : 21
Ratings : 3.5 out of 5


Dish 3


Name : Piggy Chan Chu Rou
Age : 22
Ratings : 5 out of 5


So there you go....His MAIN DISHES.

randomness...

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low, and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
when he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow,
You may succeed with another blow.

Success is failure turned inside out,
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit,
It's when things seem worst, that
You Must Not Quit.

- C. W. Longenecker

something from my mail

Barber in NEW YORK


There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK, he gives Free Haircut to everybody who comes into his shop to have their haircuts.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after
the cut.
But the barber replies:
'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community
service.'
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop,
there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.


A Malaysian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes
to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies:
'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community
service.'
The Malaysian software engineer is very happy and leaves.


The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he
finds there..............

a dozen of Malaysians waiting for a free haircut!

Confessions of a Broken Heart : The Ciline Story

A True Story.... of a Rubber Toy ball who loved another Rubber Toy Ball

WARNING

An Absolute Tear Jerker.....i hope

Well, here goes

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Hi, My name is Ciline. I am not sure how old i am because my owner never thought me how to count. I think i am less than 1 year old because there has been no birthday celebration in my life. Hmm, its allright, birthdays are not important anyway. Since the day i was kidnapped by an Angel who took me away from my family. The Angel was nice you know, she took care of me for a short while before she handed me to some coconut. That coconut then handed me to my current Owner. So that is how i came to this life.

At First, everyone around in the community liked me. I was Well Rounded, big and Bouncy. Yeah, i know some of you corrupted buggers would think dirty, but i was an innocent young ball. All i wanted was some love and care. I make people happy by letting them press me, squeeze me and so on so forth. But you know something, i am very special you know. I have a light inside me. Whenever people shake me, i light up. Like my angel said , It lights up your heart.I lived a very blessed live, it was great. People loved me, And i loved everyone.

Until one fine day. Some evil Giant by the name of BOBO, who sleeps like a pig, looks like a pig, eats like a pig, talks like a pig...everything about him also like a pig... even the pig also he eat.


Anyway this giant BOBO he came...and ....and....and....and.... and..* Sobs Sobs * I tried to shout no.....but..* Sobs Sobs* he was Strong. I tried to push him away..* Sobs Sobs * but he kept reaching for me * Sobs Sobs * but....he ..he...he...Started Holding me...and...Owh..i cant continue. Then suddenly...i lost it all....whatever i had in me that held me together...all gone.

All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Well my road to recovery was something like that story just that i was a little bit more lucky. I was placed together again, just that i looked a bit handicapped. Its not the same anymore for me as i am short, stout and ugly. People dont come and play with me anymore.

Only my owner still likes me. I was placed next to his bed. I looked rather sad in there, dark, gloomy and there are a lot of mosquitoes. Every Morning i get up with a jolt as i hear my friend Sam Sung the Handphone screaming something stupid. But, sometimes, actually most of the time my owner will not bother. After a long long long time, my owner will take a good look at Sam Sung and say " Owh Shit....i am Gonna Be Late !


Well anyway..thats nothing until one day i saw Someone....Omg....she just grabbed whatever attention i ever had. She was Damn Damn Damn hot....and she was damn beautiful. I was instantly turned on by by her attraction. Her name was Pinky by the way, and i never got chance to talk to her. I guess Girls,, err i mean Balls,, owh wait...ahhh whatever like her sure wont want to hang out with a person like me. Who would ever want a Ball like me, so small, not bouncy, soft, flabby. Just imagine an old Women's .....nvm forget what i said. WHO will ever want me....WHO WILL. TELL ME.....PLEASE !!!!!

Anyway, There are a few people who liked Pinky.

One is The donkey's Ass


owh shoot..wait..I meant ASS the Donkey. Check out that confident smile of his. You remember him in Shrek dont you ? That Bugger went and 'sailam' Princess Fiona From Shrek. Now having affair with her.



Then there is Gummy the Bear. This bear is a bit of a coconut. He is rich though, and he thinks that Pinky is a materialistic kindda ball and will sure be attracted to him.


Haih, so how am i gonna beat them to it. When i told them i was interested in Pinky, you know what they said

" OVER MY DEAD BODY " and they laughed their ass off. So how ?

So will there ever be a happy ending for me. Will there ever be any luck on my side. Will there ever be Anything for me ??


P/S Bloggers out there..wherever you are. If you read on this story...write a short story on Ciline and tell what it is suppose to do to win Pinky's heart. God Bless

The day i studied in library

Was suppose to blog about the incident in library but was too lazy. However Agnes blogged about it, so credits to her. Click on the link below...cheers

Tharan day out in the Library

WE are PROUD of you

Today,

2 of the founders of FEG decided to pay a visit to Taufik's room. And while waiting for him to finish whatever ' business' he had in the toilet, this 2 founders decided to check his computer.

and this is what we found



GG..

Now i fully confirm that our Beloved Taufik is a true blooded FEG. There goes the Bank's man, whats next Sailor Man ??? Super Man ?? Spider Man ???

P/S To Richard, Steve, Aizu, Chee Wei, you may bring your thumbdrive and go to HB1 Wing A 1003 to save the files. Muahahahaha

Gosh,...we are in Wikipedia...

Goodness Gracious me...we are in WIKIPEDIA.

GG

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEG

When the FEG starts chatting

one night when everyone was busy with their stuff...

3 members of FEG and Alvin Martin started chatting in a conference

bubba_t2000: hey
chan chee wei: step over my dead body
bubba_t2000: FU
bubba_t2000: over my dead body
Steve Lim: OVER MY DEAD BODY
bubba_t2000: CIPPAAAAT
bubba_t2000: you dont talk
bubba_t2000: no cock no talk
Steve Lim: hahaha
bubba_t2000: eh
bubba_t2000: tonight my friend is here
Steve Lim: alvin masturbating
Steve Lim: -.-
bubba_t2000: i want to teman him a while..
Steve Lim: lol
Steve Lim: u are gay tharan
bubba_t2000: eh
chan chee wei: hey.. no la..
Steve Lim: who is that guy?
bubba_t2000: haha
chan chee wei: my ex roommate la..
dream chaser: jegan is coming now..
bubba_t2000: its chee way
chan chee wei: nodo..
Steve Lim: ok alvin
dream chaser: then when he is done with consultation maybe ok la
bubba_t2000: owh
Steve Lim: oh chicken rice only?
Steve Lim: no need go out 2 times
Steve Lim: tharan, come chicken rice today
bubba_t2000: eh
bubba_t2000: i was thinking bak kut teh
bubba_t2000: alvin how
bubba_t2000: 6am
bubba_t2000: bkt
bubba_t2000: at dengkil
bubba_t2000: for a change
Steve Lim: 6 am so late
bubba_t2000: anyone agree.?
bubba_t2000: coz..i got class at 9am.????
bubba_t2000: how.??
Steve Lim: alvin got futsal at 2am
dream chaser: yeah i got futsal at 2..
Steve Lim: alvin u want bkt or chicken rice?
dream chaser: anything will do for me dei..
bubba_t2000: BKT BKT BKT BKT BKT BKT BKT BKT
dream chaser:
Steve Lim: lol
Steve Lim: then okay la
Steve Lim: bkt
chan chee wei: me same wif alvin..
chan chee wei: anythg..
Steve Lim: since tharan want it so bad
chan chee wei: btw i;m vegetarian
Steve Lim: hahahaha
bubba_t2000: i can give you my vege
Steve Lim: fuck u chan chee wei
Steve Lim: vege
bubba_t2000: ok la..chicken rice..
bubba_t2000: then that chee bai can eat his vege
chan chee wei: tis morning i'm vege..
Steve Lim: hahaha
Steve Lim: okay

Partners in crime

Well..some superheroes have their own partners

such as

Batman and Robin



and the latest 'couple'


Hancock and Nocock.


Awwww...how sweet.

The Evolution of Cock

Well...thinking back...Cock has evolved a lot over the past few Centuries. Lets take a look

First it was


COCK


Then came


Hancock


Next it evolved into


Nocock


GG