Sunday, August 31, 2008

i just wonder

I wonder what was Ping Ting telling........

That made

Robot slap his forehead

Valerie hide under the Table Napkin

Kang Kang Laugh

And Aaron touch his chest

I just wonder ......

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Attention peeps out there....especially girls, or guys who wanna look like girls,

Do you want to look cool with the latest fashion.

if the answer is yes, then please make your way to the coolest fashion site in town...THE FASHION ROBOTS .

Cheers...and yeah. dont be an ordinary a Fashion Robot.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Harry Potter

Harry Potter...hmm. I guess that its a very familiar name to you all. To begin with, it was my nickname way back in Form 4 when i was a prefect. All those Rascals who gave problems to the school nicknamed me Harry Potter. I always wondered why ? until my friend told me that when i started wearing glasses i looked like Harry Potter.

In fact, during OC 2007 play, i was Harry Potter. Damn. it brought back memories of the old days when this guy who sees me used to call me... HEY LOOK..its Harry POTTER.

and no..i didnt write his name under the BP010 ( Tidak Menghormati Pengawas )

Well anyway..if i was Harry Potter. This would be some of the things i would have done.

I would turn this

Bobo Chan

Into This

I would Turn This

Steve Lim

Into This

I would turn this

Richard T. F.

Into This

I would turn this


Into This


Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Something to ponder

I was once at this leadership camp a few years back, and one of the instructors told us this story after a module that we have done. It brought tears to everyone eyes ..honestly

A few years ago at the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100-yard dash. At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win.

All, that is, except one boy who stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a couple of times and began to cry. The other eight heard the boy cry. They slowed down and looked back. They all turned around and went back. Every one of them.

One girl with Down's Syndrome bent down and kissed him and said, "This will make it better."

All nine linked arms and walked across the finish line together.

Everyone in the stadium stood, and the cheering went on for several minutes. People who were there are still telling the story.

What matters in life is more than winning for ourselves. What really matters is helping others as well even though we need to slow down on our pace or probably lose something in return and maybe even change our directions in life. But end of the day, You still WIN.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

A Letter to my Friend ( Part One )

Dear Steve,

How are you ? How have you been keeping. Dont drink so much, it is bad for you Health. I know you are a true blooded indian that was made in China to cut cost, but try not to drink so much k. Anyhow, did you do your Numerical ANALysis tutorial. I am sure you did, for you always had an ANALytical mind among all of us.

Speaking of which, how is your Sugar Pie, BOBO ? Are you guys having a nice time playing backdoors, I am sure you are, for BOBO always thought that you were his MAIN DISH. You always tell me that Love is Blind. I truly agree after seeing both of you together.

I remember the day you told me this quote ;
" Loving a guy is like loving the sport u admire the most, it is hard work, takes allot of your time, but it is worth getting hot, sweaty n upset about

Though i didnt understand what it meant and it does not apply to me, i will keep it in mind and tell every girl that i see. Thank you.

I could never forget the day that BOBO had his first pair of " Pau's " . You were so excited, you shedded tears of joy. I were grateful it was something , i am sure you expected some " Tai Pau " but you were still very proud of that moment right. You told me, we must be grateful with what god gave us. And yes, i believe in that too.

But My friend Steve, there is a lot more i have to say. A lot more. I will continue in my next letter to you. Till then, play safe.

Yours sincerely,

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Doing the karen Cheng

Have you ever heard of the Karen Cheng Pose ?

Its about a blogger by the name of Karen Cheng who whip out her digital camera, snap a photo of herself in the mirror, and then upload it onto her blog. And she only does it when she wears something nice.

Well.....since i am so gatal and my hands are a bit

Lets do the Karen Cheng Pose


Btw you guys can read about Karen Cheng's life here

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Main Dishes

BOBO's Main Dishes.

Dish One

Name : Duckie Lim
Age : 20
Ratings : 4 out of 5

Dish 2

Name : Chicky Chin Kai Fan
Age : 21
Ratings : 3.5 out of 5

Dish 3

Name : Piggy Chan Chu Rou
Age : 22
Ratings : 5 out of 5

So there you go....His MAIN DISHES.


When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low, and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
when he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow,
You may succeed with another blow.

Success is failure turned inside out,
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit,
It's when things seem worst, that
You Must Not Quit.

- C. W. Longenecker

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

something from my mail

Barber in NEW YORK

There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK, he gives Free Haircut to everybody who comes into his shop to have their haircuts.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.'
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after
the cut.
But the barber replies:
'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop,
there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Malaysian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes
to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies:
'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community
The Malaysian software engineer is very happy and leaves.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he
finds there..............

a dozen of Malaysians waiting for a free haircut!

Friday, August 01, 2008

Confessions of a Broken Heart : The Ciline Story

A True Story.... of a Rubber Toy ball who loved another Rubber Toy Ball


An Absolute Tear Jerker.....i hope

Well, here goes





Hi, My name is Ciline. I am not sure how old i am because my owner never thought me how to count. I think i am less than 1 year old because there has been no birthday celebration in my life. Hmm, its allright, birthdays are not important anyway. Since the day i was kidnapped by an Angel who took me away from my family. The Angel was nice you know, she took care of me for a short while before she handed me to some coconut. That coconut then handed me to my current Owner. So that is how i came to this life.

At First, everyone around in the community liked me. I was Well Rounded, big and Bouncy. Yeah, i know some of you corrupted buggers would think dirty, but i was an innocent young ball. All i wanted was some love and care. I make people happy by letting them press me, squeeze me and so on so forth. But you know something, i am very special you know. I have a light inside me. Whenever people shake me, i light up. Like my angel said , It lights up your heart.I lived a very blessed live, it was great. People loved me, And i loved everyone.

Until one fine day. Some evil Giant by the name of BOBO, who sleeps like a pig, looks like a pig, eats like a pig, talks like a pig...everything about him also like a pig... even the pig also he eat.

Anyway this giant BOBO he came...and ....and....and....and.... and..* Sobs Sobs * I tried to shout no.....but..* Sobs Sobs* he was Strong. I tried to push him away..* Sobs Sobs * but he kept reaching for me * Sobs Sobs * but....he ..he...he...Started Holding me...and...Owh..i cant continue. Then suddenly...i lost it all....whatever i had in me that held me together...all gone.

All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Well my road to recovery was something like that story just that i was a little bit more lucky. I was placed together again, just that i looked a bit handicapped. Its not the same anymore for me as i am short, stout and ugly. People dont come and play with me anymore.

Only my owner still likes me. I was placed next to his bed. I looked rather sad in there, dark, gloomy and there are a lot of mosquitoes. Every Morning i get up with a jolt as i hear my friend Sam Sung the Handphone screaming something stupid. But, sometimes, actually most of the time my owner will not bother. After a long long long time, my owner will take a good look at Sam Sung and say " Owh Shit....i am Gonna Be Late !

Well anyway..thats nothing until one day i saw Someone....Omg....she just grabbed whatever attention i ever had. She was Damn Damn Damn hot....and she was damn beautiful. I was instantly turned on by by her attraction. Her name was Pinky by the way, and i never got chance to talk to her. I guess Girls,, err i mean Balls,, owh wait...ahhh whatever like her sure wont want to hang out with a person like me. Who would ever want a Ball like me, so small, not bouncy, soft, flabby. Just imagine an old Women's .....nvm forget what i said. WHO will ever want me....WHO WILL. TELL ME.....PLEASE !!!!!

Anyway, There are a few people who liked Pinky.

One is The donkey's Ass

owh shoot..wait..I meant ASS the Donkey. Check out that confident smile of his. You remember him in Shrek dont you ? That Bugger went and 'sailam' Princess Fiona From Shrek. Now having affair with her.

Then there is Gummy the Bear. This bear is a bit of a coconut. He is rich though, and he thinks that Pinky is a materialistic kindda ball and will sure be attracted to him.

Haih, so how am i gonna beat them to it. When i told them i was interested in Pinky, you know what they said

" OVER MY DEAD BODY " and they laughed their ass off. So how ?

So will there ever be a happy ending for me. Will there ever be any luck on my side. Will there ever be Anything for me ??

P/S Bloggers out there..wherever you are. If you read on this story...write a short story on Ciline and tell what it is suppose to do to win Pinky's heart. God Bless