when someone ask you a stupid question

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-
heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't
you try again.

At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..